Some animals evolve cool camoflauge, claws, fangs, the ability to soar high above, really sharp eyesight or the ability to grind and then mass manufacture eyeglasses.
Some species are not so lucky. Through some weird genetic turn of events, they just get born in a dark area with a light bulb in their stomache. Like a lit-up cheap highway eatery on a hungry dark night, it is an open invitation to diners. Why his frog ancestors ever thought it was a good idea to keep this genetic development is beyond me? If I ever saw anything with a translucent red light glowing from its abdomen, I would mock or run relative to size. I certainly would not mate with it in the hope of mixing its genes with mine. But taste is subjective regardless of species, and that is how we get the glowing Cuban Tree Frog. Way to go douchebag.
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