Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Karate

Japan is a country that fetishizes cuteness with a countless array of animated characters; wide eyed and round for maximum effect. They are also a peaceful, sharply ordered country nevertheless with a quiet perversion for the violent. They enjoy re-creating snuff films, creepily enough. When those two aspects of the culture come together, the creature in the picture below is shat out and willing to kick ass and take names with ridiculous, short-legged abandon.



Meterological Equation:



Hot Front and Cold Front (multiplied byX) Collision = Thunder and Lightning




From this the General Rule




Two extremes collinding create a Electric clash




Ipso Facto:




Sociological Equation:




Cuteness + Violence + Judo Mat = Cultural Thunder




Nice mushroom cut, loser.

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